Shayari Bazar

How come you`re late? asks the Manager as Santa walks in the door It was awful Santa explains I was walking down Mall road and there was this terrible accident A man was lying in the middle of the road He`d been thrown from his car His leg was broken his skull was fractured and there was blood everywhere Thank God I took that first-aid course and all my training came back to me in a minute What did you do? asks the Manager Santa says I sat down and put my head between my knees to keep myself from fainting